Have you ever had explosive diarrhea? I've been on the toilet for several hours now with a nasty case of the Hershey squirts. This might be fun, except for the fact that my tummy hurts bigly. I think it all started when I found that sandwich in the park earlier today. A yummy subway tuna sub, sitting right there on top of the trash. How could I resist? Even though it was petty hot (from baking in the sun, I presume) and the mayo tasted a little tangy. It only had a couple of bites out of it though. I couldn't resist, so I wolfed it down. Maybe I got food poisoning?
Friday, June 25, 2021
Wednesday, June 23, 2021
Bud Bundy Is My Sex Slave!
My life just keeps getting better and betterer. I just received my custom made Bud Bundy sex doll. Paid for (in part) with my Covid stimulus money (thank you, fake president Joe Bidet). My bro Rikishi and I are going to have a lot of fun tonight boinking Bud and getting boinked by Bud. Bud Bundy = hubba hubba! https://www.myrobotdoll.com/collections/create-your-sex-doll/products/create-your-customized-male-sex-doll https://www.amazon.com/David-Faustino-Bundy-Signed-Rubber/dp/B00R0JE7RG
Tuesday, June 22, 2021
A Master At Playing The Rusty Trombone
Like I always say, the haters inevitably get super jelly when they find out I'm a master at playing the rusty trombone. I can play the rusty trombone all day and night. Which I often do. Much to my bro Rikishi's delight. BTW, if that ruffles your tail feathers... you can bite me!
Monday, June 21, 2021
I Love White Gravy
Like I've always said, if you gently squeeze the grapenuts while deep throating the sausage, you'll be rewarded with some delicious white gravy. So tasty!
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