World Record Holder

So I recently took a job acting in a gay pornography film. Over one hundred men lined up to be orally pleasured by yours truly. But this does NOT mean I am gay. I am a 100% straight man. What I was interested in accomplishing was breaking the world record for most white gravy consumed during one gang bang. Which I did (break the record). Confirmed by a stomach pump performed after I finished servicing all the other actors. 2.1 pints! Hurray for me! Other world records I am interested in breaking are the longest poo (12 foot, 2 inches) and most prolonged fart (2 minutes 42 seconds). That last one I believe I will be able to break easily (and actually I should have gone for this one first). https://www.angelfire.com/wa3/mud/WorldRecords.html